"If you’ve ever had a mother, visited a doctor, or walked into a bar with a priest, a rabbi and a frog, Old Jews Telling Jokes will sit in the dark, give you a second opinion, and ask you where you got that," reads the official show description of Old Jews Telling Jokes, a revue created by Peter Gethers and Daniel Okrent. The show, inspired by the oldjewstellingjokes.com website, features old and new jokes and comic songs.
To be entered to win a pair of tickets to see the show, tell me your favorite joke. For an extra entry, tweet about the contest or retweet one of my tweets about it. (Only one tweet or retweet will count for an extra entry.) You must be following on Twitter to win. The winner will be chosen at random on Friday, May 4 at 5:00 p.m. Please include your e-mail address or Twitter handle in the comments so I have a way to contact you if you win. Good luck!
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My first dirty joke I ever learned....
Why do Tampax have strings? So the crabs can go Bungee jumping.
@bbwithpickles---I retweeted your contest
There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Is it just me or is it really hot in here?" The other muffin started screaming "Ahhh! It's a talking muffin! Let me out! Let me out."
Upon the birth of their first child, ababy boy, the proud mother and father didn't know how to arrange for the ceremonial circumcision. After much thought, they decided to contact an office of 4 practicing dermatologists.
They figured that it would be good to contact Four Skin Doctors.
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js48@verizon.net
Well, here's a classic..simple and always funny.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall ?
You practice, practice, practice.
macrouse@verizon.net
I just did an RT
@mac2gma
I just did the RT
lol
I have no time to tell a joke. I have a dentist appointment at tooth-hurty I have to get to.
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